The author

... has not repented from his lack of content. He apologizes sincerely, and will perform the sacred ritual of Hara-kiri as soon as he believes he is ready.

There are so many things he has been assured is not his fault, and he shall try to accept that, but the fault of a lack of content where he can always concoct something for his own little blogis simply not acceptable. henceforth, the author shalt... shalt....

Oooh. A dove.